new guideline
bears are terrible.
stay away from them.
new rule
no shoes in the rec room.
socks and flip-flops are fine
but no shoes.
the previous rule of shouting upon entering the rec room has been revoked.
Q:D--> How do you know what other people have shouted if you are just entering the recreational room
you dont.
thats why you should make friends and talk to people so you know what other people have shouted.
itll be good for you. trust me i know. ive talked to people all of my life and see where i am now.
Q:bro get your veiny tyrannical dickwhip out of these truants buns or im calling in the cavalry
never.
ive got tenure here i gotta exert it somehow.
and dont worry i made being a tyrant against the rules. i have and always will be the bronevolent leader of the rec room.
-Bro ruffles your hair.-
even if those truants buns deserve my veiny tyrannical dickwhip slicing mad gashes all over.
truly i am a kind and loving brofessor.
Q:TH1S 1SNT 4 COMPL41NT BUT 4 QU3ST1ON: 1S L1CK1NG 4LLOW3D 1N TH3 R3C ROOM >:?
yeah its cool just don’t lick anything in the fridge unless its yours. also dont lick the insides of peoples mouths, that would fall under making out which is forbidden due to daves friend.
new rule
girl dave has to say to me that she loves her mother dearly and would love to spend more time with her to enter or else she earns 3 (three) cal demerits.
Q:Excuse me, why are you creating so many rules? :?
because why not.
new rule
i think this onell be permanent.
if you ever kill someone you have to burn their name into your skin using my curling iron.
on the flipside if you ever burn someones name into your skin using my curling iron you have to kill them.
new rule
you have to shout something when you enter the rec room.
if you neglect to shout anything or you shout something someone else has already shouted then you get 1 (one) cal demerit.
its like a real demerit except lil cal gives you detention instead of regular detention.
